For the past several weeks I have not worn a wedding ring because my current does not fit me. Too big. Keeps slipping off and around my finger when I’m trying to type. Super annoying. My original is still a bit small (size 6!)
So I told Kyle about my little problem and he was all nonchalant (as men notoriously are) and then I was all “well I guess we just won’t be married again until I am skinny enough to wear my original ring…. SIIIIIIGGHHHHHHH.”
I even linked him to a ring I want — a very affordable transition ring. And by “affordable” I mean “less than we pay monthly for satellite television.” I have a birthday coming up in a week. JUST SAYING.
And our IM a little while ago:
me: are we going to be married again soon? just wondering.
Kyle: my love for you is expressed by more than material things…
Yeah but I want a ring anyways.
that was a good try though!
you get points for effort. and like.. romance or something.
Kyle: I was thinking of making you one…out of locks of our hair and a shiny rock
from our driveway
I mean.. who could resist those magical words?